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Hump Day Humor

Discussion in 'Mind-less Babel' started by Captain HardHead, Oct 25, 2006.

  1. Heidi Ho

    Heidi Ho Grand Pooh Staff Member

    Somebody once told me to stop playing Smash Mouth.

    I said hey now...
  2. Siren

    Siren Tiger Shark

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  4. Heidi Ho

    Heidi Ho Grand Pooh Staff Member

    A man is washing his car with his son; after a while the boy says to his father “Dad, why can’t we just use a sponge?”
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  5. Heidi Ho

    Heidi Ho Grand Pooh Staff Member

    Why do Norwegian ships always have barcodes?

    So they can scan-the-navy-in
  6. Heidi Ho

    Heidi Ho Grand Pooh Staff Member

    Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
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    Heidi Ho Grand Pooh Staff Member

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