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It's Friday, tell me a joke

Discussion in 'Mind-less Babel' started by Sushi Boy, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. dutch

    dutch Active Member

    Sex is just like riding a bike; it's polite to ring a bell to let people know you're coming.
     
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  2. McLOT

    McLOT Tiger Shark

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    It's on the internet so it must be true.
     
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  3. Sushi Boy

    Sushi Boy DAM CHUMmer

    A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few days after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter. "My love," he wrote, "we're going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?"

    So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "Why don't you learn to play this?"

    Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so we can make passionate love!"

    She kissed him, put her hand on his chest and said, "Slow down there, sailor. First let's see you play that harmonica."
     
  4. McLOT

    McLOT Tiger Shark

    Enjoying my Friday off...............


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