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Two for the Price of One
Join us for 3rd Thurs With CHUM on June 18st at the usual time of 7:30 pm CT at Jake's Sports Bar or Zoom. We will be joined by Jenny Stock from NOAA's Greater Farallones and Cordell Bank National Marine Sanctuaries! More details at this link. -
2nd Sunday w/ CHUM
Join us for 2nd Sunday with CHUM on June 14th at 10:00am CT on Bowling Beach at Blue Lagoon! More details at this link. -
CHUM stickers are here! Put one on your scuba tank, your gear box, your car, your forehead. See a club officer to get yours.
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Become a full fledged CHUM member by paying only $35/year to become a Tiger Shark, pay for trips or even pick up an extra CHUM T-shirt or CHUM patch here: CHUM Payments.
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For CHUM's list of greater Houston area dive shops, dive sites, and dive charter operators see this link.
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CHUM - Houston's SCUBA Club is the sponsor of the Texas SCUBA Diver license plate. Get yours at MyPlates.com!
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Stream2Sea! Great products that are good for humans and the reef. Use the affiliate link below or check out with coupon code “chumrocks” and get 10% off your purchase. Click this CHUM affiliate link to order your products.
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Follow CHUM on these platforms to keep up with what the club has going on Facebook, Instagram, Scubaboard, and YouTube.
And for Texas Dive Plates: TDP Facebook and TDP Instagram.
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Questions, suggestions, want to lead a CHUM trip or learn about the CHUM officers? Contact us: Your CHUM Board of Directors.
It's Friday, tell us a joke
- Thread starter Sushi Boy
- Start date
Siren
Tiger Shark
- First Name
- Amanda
I still haven't.
hahaha....
PegLeg
Tiger Shark
- First Name
- Peter
Deja vuI still haven't.
Siren
Tiger Shark
- First Name
- Amanda
HAHAHAAAHAHAH....I get it now. What was even funnier was watching 24% try and try and try and try again after I told him to pronounce it a different way. He really really struggled and then FINALLY the lightbulb went off. Very funny.
- First Name
- Scott
Wait, first Heido Ho took some time to get this joke, but is that another doing the same
Weird. I'm getting the strangest feeling.......
- First Name
- Roger
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn’t working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was.
The husband replied, “In the five weeks that we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on a single thing.”
The judge turned to the wife, “Have you anything to say?”
She answered, “It’s been six weeks, your honor.”
The husband replied, “In the five weeks that we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on a single thing.”
The judge turned to the wife, “Have you anything to say?”
She answered, “It’s been six weeks, your honor.”
jeffh
Nurse Shark
- First Name
- Jeff
A student visits the principal's office. The principal asks: "What is your name, son?"
The student replies: "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
Then the principal asks: "Oh, do you have a stutter?"
Student answers: "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was an asshole."
The student replies: "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
Then the principal asks: "Oh, do you have a stutter?"
Student answers: "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was an asshole."
wanderwoman
Tiger Shark
- First Name
- Jennifer
- First Name
- Roger
Old Josh sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grandson kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he asked his grandson what he was doing, he found that he was trying to push the worm down the hole from which it came.
“If you can get that worm back in that hole I’ll give you ten dollars,” said Josh.
His grandson sat and thought for a moment, then rushed into the house. A few minutes later he returned with his mother’s hair spray. He picked up the worm by one end and, as he let it hang down, he sprayed it all over with the hair spray. The spray set and the worm became stiff and hard. It was now easy to push the worm back in the hole. Josh was amazed. He gave the boy ten dollars, picked up the hair spray and went indoors.
About an hour later Josh came back into the garden and gave his grandson another ten dollars.
“But grandpa,” said the boy, “you’ve already given me the ten dollars you promised.”
“That’s from your grandma,” said Josh.
“If you can get that worm back in that hole I’ll give you ten dollars,” said Josh.
His grandson sat and thought for a moment, then rushed into the house. A few minutes later he returned with his mother’s hair spray. He picked up the worm by one end and, as he let it hang down, he sprayed it all over with the hair spray. The spray set and the worm became stiff and hard. It was now easy to push the worm back in the hole. Josh was amazed. He gave the boy ten dollars, picked up the hair spray and went indoors.
About an hour later Josh came back into the garden and gave his grandson another ten dollars.
“But grandpa,” said the boy, “you’ve already given me the ten dollars you promised.”
“That’s from your grandma,” said Josh.
- First Name
- Roger
A game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother in law. One morning, while deep in the bush, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.
In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother in law was backed up against a big rock, and a large lion stood right in front of her. The wife cried, “What are we going to do?”
“Nothing,” said the husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”
In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother in law was backed up against a big rock, and a large lion stood right in front of her. The wife cried, “What are we going to do?”
“Nothing,” said the husband. “The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.”