Hi Hungry, I’m Dad

[Sushi Boy]

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads in CHUM!

In their honor, post a dad joke below. I’ll start:

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.

 

[McLOT]

When I die, I want my ashes pressed into a record.

It’s my vinyl request.

 

[Heidi Ho]

Did you hear about the fire at the cheese factory?

There was nothing left but de-brie