• Trivia Night!
    Join us for 3rd Thurs With CHUM on April 16th at the usual time of 7:30 pm CT at Jake's Sports Bar or Zoom. There will be Prizes for the winner(s)! More details at this link.
  • 2nd Sunday w/ CHUM
    Join us for 2nd Sunday with CHUM on May 10th at 10:00am CT on Bowling Beach at Blue Lagoon! More details at this link.
  • Join your fellow CHUMmers for an afternoon of crawfish and banter! Details at this link.
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Hump Day Humor

Heidi Ho

Heidi Ho

CHUM Fan
First Name
Holly
Merry Christmas! May all your Holly-Days be CHUMtastic!


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Heidi Ho

Heidi Ho

CHUM Fan
First Name
Holly
A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.

“You have so much to live for,” said the sailor. "Look, I’m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away onboard my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. “What are you doing here?” asked the captain. “I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she replied. “He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he’s screwing me.”

“He certainly is,” replied the captain. “This is the Staten Island Ferry.
 
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