It's Friday, tell us a joke

[A/C Man]

Shark cage dive on a budget:

 

[McLOT]

 

[Heidi Ho]

I think I'm going to start all my sentences from now on with 'I dare say, Humphrey'

 

[McLOT]

I dare say Humphrey, These aren't the droids we're looking for....... You can go about your business.

 

[Sushi Boy]

Oh sure, but how deep is 100'?

 

[McLOT]

 

[A/C Man]

 

[McLOT]

 

[McLOT]

This is an X Parrot.

 

[McLOT]

 

[Sushi Boy]

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

"It's a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff," said the bartender.

"Just call me Hoff," the actor replied.

"Sure," the bartender said, "no hassle."

 

[McLOT]

 

[McLOT]

yep - you know this is true.

 

[Bubblehead]

yep - you know this is true.

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As a multi-BMW owner, I take offense at this. I only park my GMC that way.

 

[McLOT]

I dare say..... I'll be there.......

 

[Lakediver]

I dare say..... I'll be there.......


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What if I'm a member of Depeche Mode?

 

[McLOT]

What if I'm a member of Depeche Mode?

A question for your own personal Jesus, apparently.

 

[VikingDiver]

Day late, like usual

 

[ReefHound]

^^ That's marriage material. ^^

 

[Sushi Boy]

My friend just left his corporate job to pursue archeology.

His career is now in ruins.