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Sushi Boy

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A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.
Then, one old Minnesotan named Ole tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you."
 
McLOT

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Gotta love Texas of course.

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Sushi Boy

Sushi Boy

Shananigator
DAM CHUMmer
First Name
Roger
A priest talking to a bishop and mentioned that he had lost his bicycle.

The bishop suggested, "Why don't you preach the ten commandments this Sunday and when you get to 'thou shalt not steal' really emphasize it and hopefully the guilty party will come forward."

A week later the bishop saw the priest riding his bicycle. "I see you found your bicycle," he said, "preaching the ten commandments really must have helped."

"Well, sort of."

"What do you mean? You emphasized 'thou shalt not steal' didn't you?"

"Well I didn't have to. I got as far as 'thou shalt not commit adultery' and I remembered where I left it."
 
Sushi Boy

Sushi Boy

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DAM CHUMmer
First Name
Roger
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the "picture", but on the way home he remembered his wife never did like his father, so he hung it in the barn and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly hussy he's bin runnin' aroun' with!!"
 
McLOT

McLOT

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