The Flying Spaghetti Monster wants us to talk like Pirates!

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Lisa0825

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http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2006-03-26-spaghetti-monster_x.htm

AAAAAAAAARRR!

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ($13.95, Villard), which arrives Tuesday, reveals the tenets of the parody religion. A few of them:

• A "Flying Spaghetti Monster" created the universe, Earth and its creatures, making a few mistakes on the way after drinking heavily from heaven's beer volcano.

• The FSM hid dinosaur fossils underground to "dupe mankind" about Earth's true age and is the secret force behind gravity, pushing everything downward with its "noodly appendage."

• The FSM wants everyone to talk and dress like pirates. Global warming is considered a punishment for the relative scarcity of pirates these days.

• Every Friday is a sloth-filled holy day. Instead of "amen," devotees end missives with "R'amen," in honor of the college student's favorite noodle fare.
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Between that and the beer volcano, this is a religion I could really get into! :cool:
 
Sushi Boy

Sushi Boy

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Beer volcano? I think we need a road trip! :D What's the warmth of that beer anyway? Can we dive in this here volcano? :cool:
 
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Sushi Boy said:
Beer volcano? I think we need a road trip! :D What's the warmth of that beer anyway? Can we dive in this here volcano? :cool:
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Since the beer volcano is in Heaven, I think diving would be allowed. However, a road trip may prove difficult.
 
Sushi Boy

Sushi Boy

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DAM CHUMmer
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Roger
Oooh baby do you know what it's worth...

Hey, according to Belina Carlisle, "Heaven is a place on earth".

Ha ha, how many of you are going to be singing that for the rest of the day now. :eek: :D
 
eddy

eddy

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Nema
Could be worse...

they could be humming that tomatoe song that I was I couldn't get out of my head in San Marcos!! :eek:

Eddy :eek:
 
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