It's Friday, tell us a joke

[Sushi Boy]

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned.

 

[Sushi Boy]

I was getting my copy of A Christmas Carol off the shelf to read and accidentally dropped it on my toe.

It hurt like the Dickens.

 

[Sushi Boy]

Them: "Are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solu-"

Me: "Oh, the problem, definitely!"

Them: "That wasn't...it was a rehortica-"

Me: "I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it already is."

 

[Sushi Boy]

In this time of new beginnings, we reflect on the birth of McLOT:

 

[McLOT]

 

[McLOT]

Today's Safety Moment:

 

[ReefHound]

There's nothing funny about that. Where can I buy a few?

 

[GWNDWN]

haha...I had one of those for my mini. When i would put my laptop bag in the passenger seat it would squawk so I bought one to shut it up.

 

[Bubblehead]

Where can I buy a few?

Amazon, of course.

 

[McLOT]

 

[McLOT]

 

[Atlantean]

As bad a joke as it is...it still made me laugh out loud @McLOT!!!

 

[Lakediver]

But that isn't a step ladder. That's just a regular ladder.

 

[Sushi Boy]

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet.

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

 

[McLOT]

 

[VikingDiver]

Mmmmm…

 

[Sushi Boy]

I don't typically use content that another CHUMmer posts on FB, but today I simply had to "borrow" this one from Susie:

 

[ReefHound]

If it gets shot down, prepare for WAR!

 

[Heidi Ho]

You either get it or you don't.....

 

[Sushi Boy]

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician.